CR7 off to Madrid?

Out favourite pantomime wanker Ronaldo seems to be in talks with Madrid for a potential €96m (about £3.50) signing. Hands up if you really honestly give a crap…? Noone? Nah same here. Maybe Real will actually manage to do something at the CL this year if they have Ronald as well as Kaka, might even give Barca a challenge.

Seriously though, what a dick.